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June 1, 2006

Batwomyn

Batwoman, like most dykes, seems to prefers skin tight outfits, pouty lips, hard to manage hair and spiked heels. Where did they do their research, hotlesboswrestleforstraightboys.com? Yeesh. Guys, work with me here. I’m evolving. Can’t you? I live with a feminist gender theorist. Do you know what that means? Why do you keep making my life so fucking difficult? Do you know what my dinner conversation is going to be like when she reads this? It’s pretty simple to get a handle on how the world actually works. You look away from the comic books and computer screens for a little bit. Then you look back to write and draw. Duh.

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1 comment on “Batwomyn”

  1. Toiler says:

    Comic books have always been a brew of bad cliches. You just toss in a lot of super-tight crotch, plastic-rimmed cleavage, some bent genders, a couple of spikey boot thingies, and voila! You have Robin The Amazingly Useless and Sexually Ambiguous Batman Lover. Think about it: Since when has it ever added up?

    Tell “your” gender theorist (is that okay?) to just relax. Sometime soon it will all be revealed that Batwoman is actually a male-identified robot sent by an evil Biptast overlord on a distant planet named Sasnak to destroy the human race, starting with rabbits. Oh, and one other thing: You’ve got to think that a lesbian with pouty lips and spiked heels would be hard for some comic book readers to resist. (Think target audience here, folks. Duh.)

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