Not a poet? Sound like Gilbert Godfried? Send your love (though I don’t know how you have one if either or both of the preceding are true) a real poem by a real author read by someone with a sexy voice… Like Alan Rickman or Judi Dench… Droooool … Now THIS is what makes the internet worthwhile.
Sample of list:
How do I love thee?
By Elizabeth Barrett Browning, read by Judi Dench
By William Shakespeare, read by Ian McKellen
She walks in beauty
By Lord Byron, read by Jude Law
By Christina Rossetti, read by Rosamund Pike
Upon Julia’s clothes
By Robert Herrick, read by Alan Rickman
Love not me for comely grace …
By John Wilby, read by James Earl Jones
Fuckin’ Vader reading a Wilby. Niiiiiiice. I hope he ends it with, “Who’s your daddy?”