JK Rowling’s lawyers have broken up a planned Harry Potter-themed dinner party. Next they plan on kicking over a pile of sticks some Christian kids were making to burn a Hermione doll at. After that they’ll be going after the lucrative whistling-of-the-movie-score piracy. Listen, unless Big Mama Jo-Jo gets her cut, don’t nobody go wavin’ wands around here, see? We wouldn’t want any accidents to happen, now would we? So yous all just make like trees and get outta here before someone gets hoit. (Personally, I think public opinion on this would shift if the lawyers just sued her instead for loving marmite…)
The host, a woman known by the pseudonym Ms Marmite Lover, regularly holds themed evenings at her home which she has recently transformed into new dining experience “The Underground Restaurant”.
The not-for-profit event, which has been renamed “Generic Wizard Night”, was to have a menu of dandelion wine, pumpkin soup and Dumbledore’s favourite – mint humbugs. Guests would have been led down ‘Diagon Alley’ by the side of the house and been met by a portrait of the “Fat Lady” who would have demanded a password before they could be let in.