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June 26, 2009

Ladies and Gentlemen, your Bookninja team of Crack Commando Irregulars staging July’s coup d’etat are…

Before I get to the announcement, I’d like to take a few half hours to ruminate on what it means to be a “Ninja”, and further to that, a ninja of the “Bookish” persuasion. From the earliest days of feudal Japan the ninja… Oh, okay.

In no particular order:

The Effen-vescent Demo Expert Bronwyn Kienapple

Elite Forces’ Lisa “For the Love of” Peet

The Upper North Side’s Literary Mobster Menachem Kaiser

Intel expert Sarah “You can prove anything with StatzCords

and…

Heather the Cat Lady

Also joining them, by supra-electoral fiat, will be experienced ‘Ninja Robert “Don’t Do Crack” Wiersema, whom I removed from the voting early on when I realized I wanted to ensure his sour, puckered personality would be there to maintain a tone consistent with the charter of rights and lefts of our great Bookninja nation state, Acerbia.

This whole process was difficult for me, because over the course of several days all the candidates have become like children to me, and each one came very close. Seriously, in some cases those not blogging missed out by under 10 votes. Heartbreaking, I know. But the people have spoken. And there’s always next year. I briefly considered throwing it all to hell and letting everyone blog, but that would just be a mess. It’s already going to be hard to find six sets of matching shackles to bolt to the cinderblock wall in the basement. Speaking of which, winners, van drivers and masked thugs with burlap sacks should be cruising by your places of residence right about….. now.

Winners, contact me with your preferred email addresses for correspondence and your home addresses and shirt sizes for SCHWAG. Once I get back from Ireland and I see you haven’t burned the place down, I’ll send you some shit.

Congratulations!

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16 comments on “Ladies and Gentlemen, your Bookninja team of Crack Commando Irregulars staging July’s coup d’etat are…”

  1. BKienapple says:

    I’m freakin’ happy as hell! Except for the fact that it’s BroNwyn! Tsk.
    Can’t wait to blog with all of you.
    And thanks to George for organizing this orgy of egotism. I salute you.

  2. Ingrid says:

    So, basically you’re saying that it takes six fine folks to replace one George. Nice.

  3. George says:

    You know, I edited it to that from another misspelling. Doh.

  4. Dave says:

    Congrat’s to the winners.

  5. Sarah Statz Cords says:

    To use a little of the eloquence I like to think got me elected:
    Wow wow holy shit wow!
    This is very exciting. And, Rob, you mentioned a little something about hookers and Faberge eggs from last time? You’re in charge
    of the entertainment committee!
    Sadly, even six whole of uses won’t be able to replace one George. I too say THANK YOU, and can’t wait.

  6. Heather says:

    Hooray! Cat ladies of the world, unite!

  7. lisa says:

    Hey, I’m a closet cat lady too, so I’m feeling the love. Very pleased to be here — consider this my virtual covered casserole to pass around amongst my fellow guest bloggers.

  8. Steven W. Beattie says:

    Is it really a “coup d’état” if the state organizes it?

  9. George says:

    It’s an existential thing.

  10. Dave says:

    So I was reading the G&M this weekend and who should I see authoring a book review but Bookninja’s very own Robert Wiersema. Looks like his new found Ninja-ness is already starting to pay off. Fame, fortune, what’s next?

  11. Robert J. Wiersema says:

    World. Domination.

  12. Heather says:

    We has it.

  13. Chris says:

    So…is George or anyone in his new little cadre planning on updating the site? Are you ninjas or just kids running around in hooded pyjamas?

  14. Heather says:

    World domination starts on Thursday.

  15. Robert J. Wiersema says:

    Although it DID occur to me to jump the gun, what with the fun to be had with the Alice Hoffman batshit-crazy-twitter-meltdown…

  16. George says:

    Please go ahead and jump the gun, Robert. Crazy busy!

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