Stern-frowning-targeted blogger, Julie Wilson, came out of book-clerk-proof safe house long enough to write a letter (presumably compiled from letters cut and pasted from Future Shop flyers) to Chindigo, and has received a call from their black ops people. Sorry, they say.

GM: Will you send us an update about how Indigo addressed your letter? I think your piece came off well.

JW: For sure. Phone call tomorrow. Thought the piece came off well too. Was happy to get to expand a bit and distance myself from the pending crossfire. Support has been remarkable!

(Evening passes)

JW: Hey George, Good conversation with Joel Silver at Chapters-Indigo just now. GTA stores will be made aware of Seen Reading, and I have a contact I’m able to pass along should their be a need. Liberates me from having to explain, and gives Chapters-Indigo the ability to use their own language. Feels like a clean solution, and one I’m happy with. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go back undercover. I’m the Garbo of the Book World!

GM: Great, will post. Soon you won’t be able to go under cover unless you pull a Michael Jackson and wear a surgical mask. Celebrity will be hard on you, Julie Wilson.

JW: My reassignment surgery is scheduled for tomorrow. I’m becoming Angelina Jolie. No one will ever look at me twice again.

GM: Good luck hauling those lips around on your wee skeletal body.

JW: That’s why I have Chimp. [ed: she means Brad Pitt]