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Hi guys, some good news and bad news. The bad news first. Andrew’s had some personal issues come up and can’t blog this week, so you’re in the hands of Claire Cameron alone. I’m sure she’ll take good care of you. The good news: here are your winners. As I mentioned earlier the spread between number one and two was very slim, but the masses have spoken. What surprised me most was that every single title got at least several votes. So you all did quite well. Winners after the jump. First, second and third place will each get a Bookninja shirt and coffee mug. Everyone else just gets bragging rights.
In first place, with a handicap of 10 points because she’s a professional designer, is Ingrid Paulson with a reimagining of The Road, by Cormac McCarthy. Voters cited the ironic relation to the text and the parody of the genre as their reason for voting.

In second place, is JPod by Evan Mundy. Voters couldn’t get over the audacity and the perfection of the parody.

Third place is going make you cry “FIX!”. It’s Fall on Your Knees by Claire Cameron. Um, what can I say. The people have spoken. And Anne-Marie MacDonald may consider the popularity of this cover as a vote of confidence for trying a bodice ripper.

Honourable mentions go to:
A Complicated Kindness also by Evan Munday.

A Handmaid’s Tale by Paul Gorbould.

A Confederacy of Dunces

Life of Pi by Nicole Dixon

And here are the design credits for all the other entries. As you’ll notice, a few of the final entries were done by the same designers. For those of you who entered and didn’t make it, take heart that more than a few of these were pros involved in the publishing industry who really just know how to use the tool (Photoshop) and how to play the game (rebranding). I could have populated the entire final list with just pro designers, so I bumped it up to over thirty to include people who weren’t pros. But in the end, you can see, it’s hard to NOT pick them. Ingrid (who designs for virtually everyone) won by your votes, Evan works at Coach House, and Claire is the amateur designer on the podium. But the honourable mentions are just the next three in line, in terms of vote points, so it was close between the pros and the semi-pros. And I have a confession. Yes, it was I, I who did the As For My and My House title. Mwaahhahahahahaha!
Thomas Pynchon as envisioned by Mark Cutler:

Beautiful Losers by Sean Stanley:

Mark Cutler again:

Paul Barker does Animal House… I mean, the Pest House:

Paul Vermeersch nails it with Fifth Business:

Jack Starbuck Kerouac as envisioned by Beth Martin:

Matt Cahill’s unspeakably evil puzzles:
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Paul Gorbould could fix Jane Urqhart’s washer any day:

Winner, Ingrid Paulson also did this one:

David Gee know’s Leonard’s tendency to violate the two line pass:

Ingrid Paulson did the next two:


Mark Paterson gets positively prehistoric with Richler:

Matt Cahill again with the Blair Witch Laurence:

This was one of my favourites: Darren Hicks’ Ibsen:

Roland Brown’s graphic novel, Waugh:

Okay, yes, this was me:

Nathan Logan knows why:

Paul Vermeersch slipped in another entry. Want to know a secret? That’s the original head that came on the cover… it just LOOKS like The Dief. All he changed was the title. Minimalist brilliance!

Greg Erskine’s Woolf was only three points behind the honourable mentions. So I guess he’s an honourable unmentioned:

David Whitton’s Chekhov really creeps up on you. The jokes get better and better every time you see it:

Sean Stanley again with Atwood. I love that he added a big wad of tabaccy in her cheek:

Carlton Wilson is a grade-A designer, and in fact designed the cover of my latest book. I this this cover might have been one of the most genius in the pile. The sad bears are just too much. Bril:

Brandon Von knows what sells. You could wash your laundry on that, Cormac:

Paul Vermeersch again with Bok’s business book. I see a theme emerging:

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October 27th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Thanks for the win! All of the covers submitted were hilarious.
Personally, I think I designed my entry as a knee-jerk reaction to fielding too many publishers’ requests to soften the tone of the cover in order to avoid alienating the majority of the book-buying public…
October 27th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
But the type is too small! And why is it lower case? I want another blurb! And can you “Photoshop in” an old but “reliably-solid” picnic table?
October 27th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh! I can’t hide!
October 27th, 2008 at 8:09 pm
I’d like to thank GIMP–the open source (i.e. free) version of Photoshop for this honour.
Does anyone have a link to the Sat. Star article?
October 27th, 2008 at 8:54 pm
I looks like the Star article didn’t make the online version. Partial scan of it here. [see link above]
Thanks to all of you for the contest, and the absolutely brilliant submissions! Good choices for the winners. I’m happy with my Honourable Mention!
October 28th, 2008 at 8:34 am
Congrats to Ingrid and to everyone who submitted. This was a project which captured a latent need within the community: to make fun of the things we admire.
Nicole – happy to hear you used GIMP. For anyone needing a Photoshop-like tool, it’s a life-saver (being free and all).
October 28th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
i have a crush on five or six of the entries, but something about the winner just clicks; i think it has to do with how well the parody moves in both directions. and something to do with the soccer ball. every time i look at the image my eye moves down to the boy’s head, then to the left along the arms and to the soccer ball, and there it stops: a dry soccer ball on a wet beach. congrats, ingrid.
October 28th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
I’m so excited to have taken second place! There were so many fantastic entries!
October 29th, 2008 at 11:05 am
Ingrid Paulson’s Atwood covers don’t seem that far off to me. Atwood is intense and emotionally bloody, if not physically gory. I don’t see those as too far off — and actually I’m sold on rereading The Robber Bride, that’s overdue anyway. And of course her winning entry is golden.
Now, Paul Gorbould’s Handmaid’s Tale here, that’s just for the lulz. :)
October 29th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
ha ha ha these are hilarious
October 29th, 2008 at 7:27 pm
This is fooking brilliant. Woolf’s To the Lighthouse is my favourite, the Patrick O’Brian of Bloomsbury. But yeah, the renovation manual by Sinclair Ross is very good. The Guardian has picked up the blog and is running its own contest now. I was there looking for their Poem of the Week, the Carole Rumens blog, and just found it.