Okay, I DO feel sorry for you schmucks who are still trapped at work six days before Giftmas, but I’m on vacay and have some last minute shopping to do. Would you deny my child his rightful capitalism-mandated booty from the fat saviour? I will post something later in the day today, with a roundup of the latest book action. Check back after lunch, maybe around 2pm. In the meantime, I encourage you to bring the system down from the inside by reducing your productivity, shirking responsibilities and engaging in pre-Giftmas shenanigans and pranks on colleagues with better work ethics. But no sex in the handicap washroom with co-workers. You’ll regret that. Seriously.