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August 24, 2006

Have you been utterly horrified today?

No? Try staring at this site for more than 10 seconds without making that face Danny Torrance does when he sees all the blood spilling from the elevator at the Overlook Hotel.

The whole Armor of God Pajama set will help your children to depend on God to protect them from their fears, doubts, and uncertainties at night so their sleep can be restful and peaceful.

Danny’s not here, Mrs. Torrance. Waaaaugh!

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9 comments on “Have you been utterly horrified today?”

  1. a.s says:

    …or, they might aid your child in reaching god faster when she is strangled in her sleep by that dumb-ass (but, oh so biblical looking)veil. good grief.

  2. cfg says:

    If the Second City or Kids in the Hall did a fake commercial like this the hue and cry from the Christian right would be deafening (and it’s impossible to read this without thinking of sketch comedy…”Free New Testament with every order”??) Everybody now: “Onward Christian soldier…”

    This is offensive on so many levels it’s hard to know where to begin. I have to go throw up now.

  3. Sap says:

    Man, that’s fucked. I didn’t get to sleep with a shield when I was kid. My childhood sucked.

  4. Fragile Mind says:

    Is it just me, or does the male outfit not make the kid look like a member of the Klan?

  5. Franklin Carter says:

    Hmmm . . . The company sells pajamas, pillows, dolls and colouring books. No copies of Darwin’s “Origin of Species” though . . .

  6. mai wen says:

    Wait, do they sell these in adult sizes?

  7. Paul says:

    Anyone else thinking Rod and Todd Flanders? This kind of warped indoctrination just gives me the creeps.

  8. Franklin Carter says:

    For an alternative perspective on fundamentalist Christianity, I recommend a visit to Landover Baptist Church (”Where the Worthwhile Worship. Unsaved Unwelcome”).

    See http://www.landoverbaptist.org

    Trust me. You’ll feel better.

  9. ZW says:

    Here’s the answer to the holy armor p.j.’s:

    http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist/429363

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